Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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