I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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