I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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