Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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