yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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