We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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