My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I will pee on everything he values.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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