wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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