I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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