Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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