Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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