If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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