He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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