sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
