How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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