BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
How's work?
Spinning.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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