I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
