Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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