Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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