Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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