I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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