My pussy is not your playground.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
