sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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