And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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