i think my tv is drunk
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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