its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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