when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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