Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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