Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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