Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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