I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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