The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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