Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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