You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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