She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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