Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
birth control should be required to get into college
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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