i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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