She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
whose ass print is on the piano?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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