super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
