Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
