i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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