normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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