We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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