hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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