bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Sorry about my life...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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