i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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