Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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