Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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