Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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