I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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