Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Just puked most of my soul out..
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