yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
