Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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