I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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