Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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