I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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