So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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