from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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